So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
