we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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