Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
These tits shall not be calmed
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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