So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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