I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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