note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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