We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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