so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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