We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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