i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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