Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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