no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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