we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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