Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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