i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
And then he peed in my hair
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