I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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