how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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