I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just pee around me
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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