My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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