ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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