Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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