I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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