ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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