Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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