If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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