I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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