Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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