chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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