I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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