so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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