You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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