why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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