Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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