So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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