I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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