I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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