what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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