he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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