Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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