Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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