i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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