Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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