Who did Billy Mays play for?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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