he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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