what if I'm pregnant?
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Your dad touched me again.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Drunk is a universal language darling
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