I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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