Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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