we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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