Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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