that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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