i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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