Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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