This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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