love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
