You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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